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Depression

the feeling and actual society. I'm often feeling invisible, overly sad, anxious, I get headaches, I don't give a flying shit about truly anything, I never want to leave my house, I'm always laying in bed bored, sad, tired. Depression gives you the feeling that everyone is against you. You're trapped in this awful mindset and yes it's hard to overcome! I have yet to overcome depression myself. Some people who don't deal with depression are dumb cunts who strongly believe in a " always positive lifestyle" which in my opinon is retarded and unhealthy! Not saying depression is healthy because god damn who in the right mindset would ever say that haha! Anyways depression is a bitch and not a easy story at all.
Kayla: "What's wrong Brad, why are you always sad?"
Brad: "You wouldn't nearly understand"
Kayla: "Lol, did your fish die or something.. just smile!?"
Brad: "I have depression you dumb bastard, in fact go fuck yourself that's not how it works"
by Sierralikescats July 22, 2018
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Depression

Depression is serious
by an average girl November 17, 2019
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Beckham Depression

The tragic look on someone's face when they have been let down by someone else and fall into a spiral of unhappy emotions which often leads to a depressed look.
A: That guy at that table over there looks seriously upset.
B: He's probably been stood up and is facing Beckham Depression.

A: That man's gun accidentally went off and shot someone in the face. He's facing a life sentence and has been clinically diagnosed with Beckham Depression.
by xAJBx June 24, 2010
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minesweeper depression

A state of depression induced by pressing the square right next to the one you meant to press, resulting in a lost game. (often experienced when playing minesweeper on a touchscreen)
Max: "How's your game going?"
Uldis: "Aarrghhr *facepalm*
Max: "Aww dude, are you going to have a minesweeper depression?"
by mx781 October 12, 2011
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pussy depression

When you have not had vigina in a while.That includes touching tasting and penetrating
Yea man my dude say he going through pussy depression
by yaboy11 December 17, 2015
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birthday depression

As people gets older, the upcoming looming birthday triggers a series of depression related to aging, lack of accomplishment, unhappiness.
Bob is going to be 50, man, he is going through serious birthday depression.
by DiseaseDrugDumbassFree August 1, 2016
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Sino Depression

Sino Depression is a new type of depression that was recently introduced by SDC (Sino Depression Center).
It is heavily correlated to the following.

1. When China decided to close its gates indefinitely, giving all the foreign students the big sad.

2. When Chinese people talk about how nice China is at present.
Person 1: Oh no, my parents just passed away!

Person 2: Oh yea? Well at least you don't have Sino Depression.

Person 1: Oh I'm so sorry, my problem is nothing compared to yours, hope you will get over it.
by The Sad April 12, 2021
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