Ducking

Apple iPhone's auto-correct for "fucking"

iMessage: "Are you fucking kidding me"
iPhone autocorrect: "Are you ducking kidding me"

by Jonezie August 2, 2013

Dicking

Getting dick

I use to be dicking, but now I ain’t got no dick

by KolbeesNewWords November 28, 2020

lower decking

the opposite of upper decking

to drop a deuce in someones fountain, were the pump is in the bottom, so that it recirculates shit water

Dude, tonight we're lower decking that taint block next door!

by MSTNG45 May 18, 2007

down dicking

an upside down blowjob, consisting of the male positioned on top and pointing his member downward to the mouth of the willing penis licker

she was lazy, just wanted to lay there...so i went for some down dicking

by st paul luke January 7, 2010

dicking

The new 'Happy Slapping'
Randomly thrust you genital area into the victims body.
The best areas to 'dick' someone are in the face, ear, behind and legs.

im dicking dean right now

Dick him!

by Dan is mr cool March 15, 2007

Double Dicking

Double dicking is the action of two straight males taking a phallic object, placing it against their genitals and humping it, symbolizing the insertion of their penis into the partners penis. Because this is impossible, double dicking acts as a vessel for these sexual urges.

Double dicking is known as the ultimate male-male sexual experience.

Cassius: Hey Ip, tryna' do some double dicking?
Ip-Man: Hell yeah, grab the body pillow.

by The Drue September 18, 2012

Ducking

When a person laughs so hard that a sound is emitted from their throat, somewhat resembling the sound of a duck.

Boy 1: Hey did you see Vanessa on the weekend?

Boy 2: V-v-v-v-vanessa? Is that her name?

Boy 1: Yeah, why?

Boy 2: WAS SHE D-D-D-D-D-DUCKING?!?!

Boy 1: NO SHIT BRO, NO SHIT! Wait, no, you're supposed to say that she's hott...

by pseudonym anonymous now May 27, 2010