Crypticness

The skill possesed by one 'Plastic_Demons' to convey information through covert and disguised methods.

"Demons' crypticness is really confusing me today..."

by Bullett March 31, 2005

Craptacular

How bad a something is in relation to crap.

This lesson is CRAPTACULAR

by Jazz B (+ Mike J) March 25, 2003

Craptaculous

Of or pertaining to something disagreeable or undesireable. Having the characteristics of crap.

Example 1:"Man, i failed every one of my classes, i lost my wallet and my dog died. I am having a craptaculous day."

Example 2:"Oh my gosh, did you see her polkadoted shirt paired with those plad boy shorts? Boy does she look craptaculous today."

by Dominique March 21, 2005

craptastication

a simple exclamatory statement
when "crap" just won't suffice

What in craptastication is that mutt doing in my toilet!?!

by orangehatter March 27, 2005

craptastrophe

when you bend over, pick something up that is heavy, and subsequently shit yourself right on the scene.

i bent over, picked up that heavy bar and shat my pants like my name was suzy crapster. what a craptastrophe

by devlin mcstrain February 15, 2009

Craptain Crunch

Taking a very nutty poo.

God damnit Jerry, you took a humongous Craptain Crunch in my new bathtub...

by The poo man September 22, 2010

craptastic

the very opposite of fantastic; something with no redeeming value whatsoever

Getting castrated with a rusty spork is very craptastic.

by Shawn E. April 17, 2003