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teachers' conference

An annual event in most educational jurisdictions, ostensibly for the presentation and discussion of educational research developments, and to satisfy educationists' professional development requirements. However, the true function of the seminars, held over weekends in five-star hotels, is to foster an atmosphere of intellectual curiosity, to kindle group learning experiences, and foment pedagogical stimulation between teaching colleagues, away from the constricting influence of family, work, and routines.
Judith paused and turned to stare at a sparrow fluttering under the eaves outside the window. She could not remember how many men were in the spa bath that night in her luxury hotel suite on the last night of the teachers' conference, her memory of the watery group encounter was just a champagne and cocktail-fuelled haze. All she knew is that now, four week's later, the pregnancy test was positive. How could she explain things to her husband? They hadn't had relations for years. Were there five men, or six? That ancient bearded professor had been at the back of the queue, she remembered that...
"Miss, oh,Miss.." one of her literature students calling out snapped her out of her reverie....
What the hell was she going to do now?
by _The Secret_ April 15, 2020
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Conker

slang for "mouth".
A: My eyes are bigger than my mouth
B: Shut up and shove it in your conker.
by Edmund, King of Narnia March 30, 2010
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Sean Connery

Flogging yourself with beet greens in the ladies room
Lewis didnt get anything done today, since he spent hours pulling a sean connery
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Confertable

No real definition as of yet but its building power quickly.
16:01 badseed: and ur talking shit to, who cares what u look. if ur confertable with it girls will dig it
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Conference call

When you're on the phone with coworker, friend, family and you're getting an unbelievable BJ

When you place your business partners on speaker and screw some chick on your desk
I got a call from my mom and my girl gave me a conference call.

I was having the most boring phone meeting when Jenny came in, I put the phone on speaker and drilled her on my desk.
by Stereotyped April 24, 2013
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Conner

A generally good person to be around, great sense of humor until you say something that doesn't sit well with them, gets butt hurt and tends to throw their ass around for an extended period of time, often over exaggerates a situation and almost never knows when to drop an argument, whether he's wrong or not, tends to continue saying why he's slightly right even when the thing he was arguing about was lost. Tends to stick to information he himself is not aware If it holds its place in the are of fact over myth. Tends to get upset when he is given something for free and then expects it to happen on a regular basis. Also gets upset if you get on to him for something bad he did even if it has reason he wont listen to it. Likes to beat dogs and bum weed
"Hey Ethan can I play your xbox?"

"Sure conner, just watch the batteries, you left em out last time."

"GAH FUCK HOLY SHIT RAAAAAAA"
by SirSpankMeCrotch November 1, 2018
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Conner

Conner is a hoe ass nigga!
by Pop a pillow July 6, 2019
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