cigarette

A magic wand used for summoning a bus at the bus stop.

“You want a cigarette?”
“No way, buddy. I’m on my way to an audition, gotta take care of my lungs.”
“Don’t worry, you won’t get to actually smoke up! The bus is gonna show up as soon as I light it and you won’t get the chance.”

by Hogtrude Parker September 20, 2021

Cuban cigar

When a female sucks the sperm straight from the head

She gave me a cuban cigar last night , it was wicked.

by Mamawolf0402 August 6, 2018

English Cigarettes

A gay person. (Can only be used by gay people)

I think Calvin is an English cigarettes

by Johnny Rapid 2 November 30, 2020

cigar

a slang word for a thick, long, cigar shaped turd or fecal matter

My dog left a cigar on the floor of my mom's room.

by jizzhooligans September 15, 2006

Cagar

When a male (usualy drunk) accidentally slips his penis into a womans anus while having sex with her.

Whoah last night I met some chick at the club and went back to her place. I was fucking her doggy when I pulled a cagar on her!

by BigBoyBiggance October 30, 2007

cigar

Something that kills you faster than a cigarette.

A cigar everyday and your health goes away.

by notAmerican August 30, 2005

cigarette

See what §k¥©LåD said. He couldn't be more correct.

§k¥©LåD 0wnZ j00 all!!!1111

by Anonymous July 20, 2003