Ghost cocker

The art of suddenly sucking on a 'ghost' or invisible (non existent penis) out of nowhere. In the middle of talking, making dinner, job interviews. Mid sentence a ghost cocker will start bobbing there head chocking on an invisible penis. Usually a ghost cocker is a cum guzzler as well. While sleeping you will hear them start to gurgle ghost semen. Very rare to find one. Only one known in Ipswich.

"Hi how are you ....gag gag gag....today."

"What the hell"
"Nevermind her she is a ghost cocker"

by Ipswichch August 28, 2023

Betty cocker

It is either cake or cock and we are all out of cake!

This is a Betty cocker type of situation.

by Chienne pierre May 12, 2023

cringey cackle

When someone brings up your flaw that you know you do (but you didn’t know they knew) so you crap up laughing when they finally bring it up

Oooof “cringey cackles” you’re so right !

by MrPleasureMan July 20, 2024

Cameron Cocke

An Irish Man that thinks he's all that

Bro Cameron Cocke is so quirky

by bigboybrain September 23, 2023

Jeffery Cockenberg

Someone who is incredibly smart, handsome, funny, and charismatic person who would beat the shit out of Oswaldo G for being a asshole and not reading Tokio Hotels break up note and being a bitch about it to random people on Snapchat.

Jeffery Cockenberg is so fucking hot I want to date him YASSSSS GIRL SLAYYYYY

by Jeff Cockenberg October 6, 2023

Half cocked judy

A Judy chop at the ready. Used to decapitate potlickers

Poor Cletus snuck up on me when I was carrying a half cocked Judy. I mistook him for a potlicker and nearly took his head off.

by Jdog79 December 26, 2023

The Cockenspiel ™

An instrument made from dildos created and played by the incredible band “Second Wife.”

“Oh my god, have you seen Second Wife? They play the Cockenspiel ™“

“Damnnnn, that girl must be grade 8 pee-nist, have you seen how she handles that Cockenspiel ™ ?!”

by Second Wife June 11, 2024