Chimp on your shoulder

Having a Monkey on your back and a Chip on your shoulder, simultaneously.

Everyone knew to avoid the conspiracy-spewing moron at the end of the bar, except the one guy looking for a fight. He came up behind him and said "Is that a chimp on your shoulder, or did you offer Tucker Carlson a piggyback?"

by Monkey's Dad August 8, 2021

Chimpmeister

Noun. A person who shorts the bag and/or weighs the bag and the twisty tie. Aka shyster

Drugsy shorted my bag again. He’s such a chimpmeister

by Youtrippin_2 October 29, 2021

Chimp

Chimp, short for chimpanzee.

chimpanzee: *bumps into dude*
dude: hey get out of my way chimp!
chimpanzee: don't call me chimp!
dude: but you are a chimp.
chimpanzee: oh.

by nhbbue445 November 4, 2021

Chimp

Something that seems to be short due to inattentiveness, laziness, thievery or filching.

Someone has been chimping on my fries. Don't chimp on my fries. I know how many there should be in a package.

by Lildval September 23, 2021

Chimpanzees at nighttime

Similar to the birds and the bees. It’s a talk about sex.

Let’s get freaky like chimpanzees at nighttime.

by The King Evan October 1, 2021

Cimpo

A big horse cock,who can satisfy your mom,simp,best st in the world,better than Anto and Alberto at football,very funny

Cimpo has an amazing cock

by Sisiskskks November 22, 2021

Chimpu

The creative Tik tok star with awesome madness in intellectual thinking ability. He is mainly known for his stylish looks and unorganised dance which breaks so many hearts and starts cheering for him. He is guru of flirting and sexting.

Don’t break girls heart break girls bed by chimpu

by Fanofchimpuu November 24, 2021