clacker

A court reporter, from the noise the court reporter's machine makes when the minutes of a trial are recorded.

The clacker was stuck in traffic, so we have to wait until she gets into the courtroom.

by pentozali February 4, 2009

Click Clacks

Testicles.

She was slobbin' all on the click clacks.

by dawnduhduh February 21, 2009

clackers

Persons possessing unique laughing sounds. Usually hired by comedians who would fill the house with as many as he could afford in order to impress management and get themselves 'held over.'

"This guy's gonna need a squadron of Uncle Bob's professional clackers to warm this room up."

by Gwynne January 31, 2004

Clacker

Poking a woman's gag reflex, triggering a blast of vomit.

"Did you hear about the bride on her hen-do? She drank 10 pints of Snakebite and two bowls of peanuts and twiglets, then took some poor bloke upstairs to give him a blowie. She was so drunk she overcooked it, hit the clacker & filled his boxers!"

"Shit, Jim, his momma ain't ever gonna get those stains out"

by Mrolls May 14, 2014

clackity clack

to type or more specifically to send someone an email.

I'll clackity clack you the details later on.

by bdunn August 26, 2006

clackinfrackintizzlewonkhonkbonkblurk

one, long, nonsensical word meaning all the nasty/swear words ever thought of.

has adj applications

CLACKINFRACKINTIZZLEWONKHONKBONKBLURK!!!!!!!!

He is such a clackinfrackintizzlewonkhonkbonkblurk!

by Brandon Lemanski August 21, 2008

clankin colorado capsul

A pill capsule fill with some crazy colorado dope.

Steven took a clankin colorado capsul and ive never seen any one so geatered out in my life

by stephin April 7, 2005