clarissa

the word clarissa's exact definition is monkey booty with a side of mango.

ew look its a clarissa

by mumblebee June 18, 2010

Jeremy Clarkson

An obnoxious arsehole, currently presenting Top Gear alongside Richard Hammond & James May. He is irritating, rude & insulting to most people & cultures, though he does get some things right...
...
...not very often.

Jeremy Clarkson, that obnoxious dick off Top Gear...

by BadAssGirl December 22, 2013

Clarissa

A stupid piece of shit that does nothing to help you or anyone else. I recommend you stay away from that bitch.

Clarissa is a fucking asshole!

by BeanEater69420 June 21, 2020

Kelly Clarkson

A fine young piece of ass that I'd do some naughty things to if I met.

Guy: Are you married to somebody?
Guy 2: yes
Guy: Who?
Guy 2: Kelly Clarkson

by appointment November 8, 2020

clarts

genital warts

"my god man, your cock is clarts!"

by aeon November 11, 2003

cameron clark

Puberty seems to come at later stages than average boys. And has an overly large head, legs and feet. Can be clingy and doesnt know when to let go.

a boy named cameron clark

by .....VS..... September 10, 2011

Carks

1) a slang word meaning breasts or tits.

Look at the carks on that girl!

by angellus00 July 8, 2010