Chicken Tea

A highly volatile 32oz. variety of a Long Island Tea, slightly modified for competitive drinkers in search of a true challenge. Comprised of equal parts Scotch, Gin, Vodka, Rum, Tequila, and topped off with a splash of sprite. The competitors are either judged on who can finish ONE in ten minutes, or who passes out last.

Plural: Cock-Teas

"Dude, did you see John after half a Chicken Tea? He was so gone he could've been bro raped!"

by The Loafs Of Meat March 28, 2009

Chicken Mittens

The act of using an uncooked chicken as a boxing glove.

I can't get the stink off my hands from my Chicken Mittens.

by SneakyPriest June 28, 2011

Chicken nugget couple

A chicken nugget couple is a fat black girl who is in a relationship with a small white male. They tend to fight over food hence why their known as the chicken nugget couple

Tom "look at that couple fighting over the last fry" george " yeah they are just a chicken nugget couple"

by goddamnilikeit December 31, 2014

chicken muffler

when engaging in rough anal sex with your partner, it is the act of shoving a chicken leg in the mouth of your partner to muffle their screams

Horace didn't want to wake the neighbors so he gave her the chicken muffler.

by izer September 18, 2014

chicken butt master

someone who has chicken butted an extremely large amount of people

girl 1: those two girls rain and hailey are chicken butt masters.

girl 2: omg really? aidan says he's also a chicken butt master but i'm not completely sure.

by hailskiey March 22, 2021

cambodian love chicken

Mythical giant bird said to one day return to Cambodia to restore peace and unity.

My uncle got severely beaten by a prostitute's husband in Phnom Penh!. Where was the Cambodian Love Chicken?!

by Greg Jorgensen February 25, 2008

I'm the one who's fucking the chicken

Describes the person who is doing, working, acting. The term is used as a way of telling the bearer of unwanted, unnessesary and bullshit advice to shut up, fuck off and leave you alone. Its a way of letting them know that you are the man and yuu have the current situation under control. Or can also describe the more dominant person as in the guy who tells other the way its going to be.

My boss was a fucking legend but I thought he was doing something wrong. So i tried to offer my advice and he responded with "I'm the one who's fucking the chicken". Or my girlfriend being a pain in the arse and doing shit that is pissing me off so I had to tell her listen bitch "I'm the one who's fucking the chicken".

by JMuny July 11, 2014