Captain Birdseye

A lesbian boss at work.

"Look out here comes Captain Birdseye!"

"Why do you call her Captain Birdseye?"

"Coz she's got fish fingers".

by poosnackadoo June 18, 2013

Captain Stubs

N. term of endearment for a person with half fingers, or with disfigured fingertips

Dude, Captain Stubs can play one mean alto sax thanks to his stub fingers!

by Wicks July 12, 2007

Captain Pervatron

A person who is very good at perving at women

Wow, your really are captain Pervatron....

by KrankyThumbs April 25, 2016

captain crunching

v. The eating of anal pubic hairs.

I was captain crunching this bitch last night and he pooped on my face.

by mr potter March 11, 2010

Captain Sparkelz

A superhuman being or spirit worshiped as having power over nature or human fortunes; a deity.

All hail Captain Sparkelz

by Fueb August 29, 2019

Captain Fatbelly

The coolest captain there ever was. Ja'Crispy is his sidekick, along with Tony Gunk, and Ferret Man. More at Joe Gatto, Sal Vulcano, Brian Quinn, and James Murray

Help! Help! somebody save the cannolis!
Nothing to fear, Captain Fatbelly is here! (to eat the cannolis)!

by Queen Penguin February 11, 2018

Captain India

Is the name of a YouTuber, who refers to himself as the Captain of the Ship (Ship meaning his channel) and Pirates to his audience. He has a quality audience who understands the new generation of content creators. He is among the few young creators who will bring the change to YouTube India.

Oh look , Captain India is talking about Carry Minati again.

by BogaBoga March 23, 2021