Hit the Cracker

A game played in which several males stand in a circle around a cracker and jack off. They all try to hit the cracker when they shoot, and whoever hits farthest from the cracker has to eat the cracker.

After playing hit the cracker, Eddy chowed down for missing, maybe on purpose

by Noah Fliction November 19, 2010

Ugly ass cracker

Ugly white people

You ugly ass cracker

by Deeznut£ July 13, 2021

Maria Karla Cardenas Caceres

Maria Karla Cardenas Caceres is the most beautiful, kind, loyal, and all out amazing person/girlfriend/spouse you can ever ask for. She is a go getter and does what she wants when she pleases. although she can be stubborn, she will always know her right from wrong and will always make the right decision. She loves to party and will always be under the spot light. She loves to spend time with friends and loved ones and will do anything to keep the people she loves safe. Maria is also very talented, ranging from her ability to dance, sing, and being the top in her class. She is a closeted softie and will act mad even though she wants to just be in your arms. Without the Maria Karla Cardenas Caceres in your life, you will never be able whole again.

Omg Maria Karla Cardenas Caceres, you are so beautiful!

I heard Maria Karla Cardenas Caceres is the best person you can ever be with.

If you are looking for the perfect friend, look no further because Maria is there to cheer you up and show you what living life is all about!!

by maria's#1fan July 14, 2022

saltier than a whore's canker

Very salty.

These chips are saltier than a whore's canker

by velvetcad January 2, 2011

Cockeroni

A penis resembling a pepperoni log, usually redish from the presence of a veneral disease.

That porn star has a cockeroni footer.

by Jesus November 24, 2003

White cracker

A stereotypical term used for white people, as their described as being Caucasian people

Omg, look at that guy at Starbucks’s, he’s such a white cracker

by Oof man March 10, 2018

Your mother is a cankerous whore

Jack Blade quote from Tropic Thunder. His character was experiencing withdrawl from cocaine and he was tied to a tree. Crazy shit ensued.

Basically, It means your mother sleeps with everyone and has deseases between her legs, and most likely, you are unwanted crotchspawn.

"Your mother is a cankerous whore!"
"Damn."
"Hey, remember that time I called your mother a cankerous whore? I didn't mean it man, she's a nice lady." - Tropic Thunder

by Allie-Rose April 3, 2009