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Cheryl Cole 

A name pronounced when wishing to refer to a slapper who has ridden her way to celebrity status, utterly devoid of any talent apart from a few crouching and dog like positions when dancing. Warbles off key to the extent that special technology is employed to make sounds that resemble vocal noises but don't really, so the radio gets abruptly turned off. This only applies to radio stations that are extremely desperate to play such crap in the first place. Normally a nauseously looking skinny chav without a care for the fact that teenagers may mimic her and die of starvation
Oooh, she's a right Cheryl Cole...she 'ad Tony last week cos he offered 'er a tenner and a chance to sing at karaoke
Cheryl Cole by MysticMog September 21, 2011
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Chewbacca 

n.

1. A sexual act where a man, during the final moments of oral sex, ejaculates onto his partners face whilst screaming "CHEWBACCA!" and quickly grabs said partner's hair and sticks it to their face (if they do not have long enough hair, an amount hair will have to be acquired prior to the act). The man must then punch his disoriented partner in the throat with the resulting effect that they will scream in unintelligible noises, thus mimicking the famed wookiee.

v.

1. To perform the above act
(During Intercourse)
Man: Hey hun, want to try something new tonight?
Woman: Okay!
Man: CHEWBACCA!
*ejaculates on her face, sticks her hair in it, and punches her in the throat*
Woman: *wookiee roar*!
Chewbacca by (>''(>O.O)> May 12, 2009

Chew n' Screw

When a party comes to a restaurant, eats a lot and decides to run away without paying the food bill.
' I only have a five dollar bill, darn! '

' That's ok, we'll do a chew n' screw. '
Chew n' Screw by Blehck! July 30, 2009
1. A verb that describes the action of using your teeth to grind down food for digestion.

2. A smokeless tobacco that was made popular by most redneck hicks that involves the process of sticking a pinch or dip into the inside of your lip.

3. Short for chewbacca, the brown furry thing from Star Wars.
1. One sec lemme chew my fuckin food before I talk out loud you ass.

2. "Can I get a dip of your chew bro?"

"Sure man but get a empty bottle so your not spittin that

shit on my floor.."

3. Damnn your singing sounds like Chew taking a shit.
Chew by AM-Unit January 28, 2010

Cherylanne 

Usually a female, who has odd fetishes for raw sushi to be thrown on her body. (Particularly head/hair) in which she recipricates by chasing culprit into Male toilets and raping them several times before murdering them and dumping their body in a river. Returning regularly to feed off the rotting corpse.
As i was walking past a school i noticed Cherylanne covered in sushi and running to a Male bathroom chasing someone.

OMG she totally did a cherylanne with that hot guy last night.

They found a body in a lake and suspected another Cherylanne had done it.
Cherylanne by lAcHlAn P April 22, 2009

cheryl cole moment 

When you fart on TV on the X Factor and it is picked up by the microphones!
Did anyone hear Cheryl Cole fart on Saturday night's show?! That was a right Cheryl Cole moment!
cheryl cole moment by Dave2226 November 17, 2010

chewbacca 

when your eating a girl out and you braces get stuck in her pubes, when you pull away and rip several out in the process and she screams
my girlfriend slapped me cuz i gave her a chewbacca
chewbacca by icenighlet April 16, 2011