Button

The lady's c-spot, named thus for its ease in achieving female orgasm... it's as easy as pushing a button

Guy1: "I can't get my gf to come"
Guy2: "You just need to learn how to use the button"

by derpkerng27 November 11, 2012

button's bottom

A saying that means something as yet undetermined.

"Well aren't you the button's bottom."

by sreese June 3, 2005

buttonedness

The way in which someone is used to pressing buttons on a cell phone.

Right-buttoned: Used to having OK on the right, cancel on the left
Left-buttoned: Used to having OK on the left, cancel on the right

Often when someone has to use a cell phone with the opposite button configuration, great confusion will arise from many accidentally closed screens and inadvertently opened menus.

Derived from "handedness."

John: Hey Jane, can I use your phone real quick?
Jane: Sure, here you go.

...several minutes of frustration later...

John: God dammit, I keep hitting cancel! I'm left-buttoned, I'm not used to OK being on the right!
Jane: ikr? When will they start making the buttonedness the same on all phones?

by diemi May 9, 2009

Button Lovable

Button lovable: adj.; when one is prone to being "loved" by buttons, meaning that buttons are cooperative and pleased to be of service to the user. Being button lovable entails buttons working properly for the user and generally making that happy "click" sound for the enjoyment of the user.

Person 1: My buttons never make that sound for me!
Person 2: They only do it because I'm button lovable.

by An Autumn Breeze June 7, 2011

Buttoner

Another name for a television remote control.

Yo dude I'm too lazy to get up. Can you get the buttoner for me?

by lna0305 November 4, 2011

Bunson Boner

When a woman puts hot sauce in her mouth and proceeds to give mouthy happy time to your gentleman sausage.

Person 1: how did the date with Luna go?

Person 2: it was going well until she gave me a Bunson Boner.

Person 1: oh god
Person 2: yeah I'm not seeing her again...

by MrJamalxD May 22, 2014

Button Slapper

One who lacks even a smidgen of ability in any video game, and in a panic rage of desperate attempt, slaps the entire controller / keyboard in an effort to scramble a victory.

ie. "Tom, why is it that every time I kill you in Halo, I hear a fury of panic slaps right before you die?"

Tom: I'm so out of practice, I go into full button slapper mode as a last resort.

by Dvinny7 August 9, 2015