sexfast burrito

The act making breakfast burritos for you and your partner in the morning and engaging in morning sex (sexual intercourse before 12:00pm) afterwards. Can refer to the burritos themselves, the sexual act itself, or both.

She stayed over last night and luckily I had tortillas and eggs so we had sexfast burritos in the morning.

by B.tizzle October 14, 2012

Johnny B. Burrito

wrapping your cock in a tortilla and serving it one a plate

I served Jody a Johnny B. Burrito for dinner...chili optional

by Jobertello November 13, 2009

burriko

Japanese woman of a certain age who looks and acts much younger. Given that it's often hard to identify the age of asian women anyway it can be difficult to spot a burriko.

I'm not your burriko girl - Urusei Yatsura (The band, not the manga/anime by takahashi rumiko)

by Miles Pieri January 20, 2004

Burritos

When a man sticks his penis into his anus and passes gas until reaching orgasm.

"Alex was alone making burritos all night!"

by Deelite January 1, 2010

Burrito Sneezer

you shit in one of the girls nostrils after ass sex then jizz in the other then open your mouth in front of her nose when she sneezes

Man I had the greatest Burrito Sneezer yesterday.

I wanna get a Burrito Sneezer from Mrs. Miklosky.

by Kip and Caolan January 12, 2005

California Burrito

The best kind of burrito, ALWAYS made with guacamole. It also has everything else a normal burrito has. They are made fresh from authentic restaurants.

Dude, im hungry, I'm going down the street to get myself a California burrito.

by PostToBe76 March 17, 2015

burrito bandit

a krew from california that goes around throwin burritos and all kinds of other foods at people for their own amusment

cedric:damn nigga i got hit by those damn burrito bandits again
deandre:fo sheezey i feel yo pain my brotha they got me yesterday too

by Anonymous October 23, 2003