the bradcrusher

A poker hand named after a dealer at the Lucky Nugget in Deadwood South Dakota. It consists off a 6-2 offsuit. It is a worthless piece of crap as a poker hand goes, but if you beat said dealer with it you win a t-shirt.

I snapped off his Aces with the bradcrusher. He was ticked!

by savage6970 October 17, 2008

brooklyn brad

an urban-fashioned young gentleman who makes a brief appearance at a party. usually he wears glasses and has a "ball cap" on sideways with hoodie and necklace.

Beth: "did you see that hottie's clothes? He had on glasses and a hat!"

Tina: "for realz, yo! He was hella brooklyn brad"

by lil thing October 12, 2009

The Bradfield Permutation

This is a flexible calculation, used in work environments, which can be applied to all manner of things which will make ones day easier.

eg. How much time to take off work for an hour's lunchtime meeting (in this case, 6 hours)

It can also be applied to how many fucks to give.

eg. This client bores me. I would normally try my best but, by careful application of the Bradfield Permutation, it turns out I give zero fucks.

I've got a lunchtime meeting today with a client. It's only an hour but, by applying the Bradfield Permutation, I can roll in any time after 3pm.

by Humble Artwork August 16, 2017

Slammin Bradberry

When you’re eating someone’s ass out and you spit on it and scream “SLAAAAAAMIN” as loud as you can.

I’m Ethan Bradberry and I have just performed a slammin bradberry

by Peter Pumpsisdik January 19, 2018

kenneth braden

Is smart attractive and very loving man. If you have him in your life then hold on tight. He’s a one of a kind man. Don’t let his sweet handsome face fool you. He’s a beast in the inside. I’d love to have my own Kenneth Braden

That’s Kenneth Braden sure is amazing

by Susiequetoyou February 8, 2018

marion bradbury

The priceless image that is a special friend. She is strong-willed and determined and will not let anyone throw her off track. She is the definition of courage and never backs down from a fight. She watches over everyone she loves and becomes stronger with every friend she gains.

Marion Bradbury is my friend. She is special to me. I love her.

by Emphasize the Truth June 11, 2018

wyatt bradford

this fuckin asshole I hated at school. I'm glad this prick is out of my life. He was a slacker, and he wasn't really creative or any shit like that in class. He'd give me shit for being creative too. He also lost a ring once. But to be honest, his graduation speech was actually pretty lit.

Wyatt Bradfords speech was actually pretty lit

by 1962 August 31, 2019