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TYWLS OF BROOKLYN

A girls school for girls where basically someone’s always messing with someone’s else’s man/girl. You can’t trust anyone and nobody likes it here.
Oh,TYWLS OF BROOKLYN ?
That’s a school with a lot of drama.

Dirty Brooklyn 

The Act of being the sexiest bitch in the room ; having the best magical water flow pussy ;
The girl Ive been seeing definitely has a Dirty Brooklyn .

rusty brooklyn 

where you take a shit on a person sleeping in the park or on a bench, then trowing a rock at them to wake them up and calling them a shit head
sam did a rusty brookly on that man
rusty brooklyn by crustyrusty October 7, 2004

last exit to brooklyn 

An intensely, shockingly pure novel written by the vastly under appreciated writer, Hubert Selby Jr. such a bad-ass book; imagine aspects of fear and loathing mixed with the jerry springer show and naked lunch put to the soundtrack of the velvet underground.
person 1: i'm writing about last exit to brooklyn for my book review.

person 2: i've never heard of that.
last exit to brooklyn by parkshark January 11, 2010

The brooklyn bridge 

Sex position.
When you & a friend have a partner each and decide to do doggy facing each other.
Somewhat like an eiffel tower...
Cece & Leah took 2 lads home last night & did the brooklyn bridge!

The Brooklyn Bombers 

The 3 man bowling team and 10-pin wrecking crew from Northwood Iowa.

Founded in October 2022 by Chris Duncomb, a shitty bowler, who bowled for a local bar called “Bar Games” back in 2010. The only thing memorable about his short lived career is that he missed more games than he came and when he was there he really wasn’t “all there”.

A disgrace to the league due to drinking countless Wild Turkey shots’ and blacking out drunk by the 10th frame and a savage at rolling balls into the gutters, several landing in other occupied lanes, ending the 2011 season with a 98 avg.

Fast forward to October 2022 he needed a reason to drink Wild Turkey again so he recruited the only two people who he thought would be able to put up with his shit and started a 3-Man team on the Wednesday Night League.

The Brooklyn Bombers named after the Urban dictionary definition “Brooklyn Bomber” by definition, is something that nobody wants to have happen to them.

The team couldn’t care less about winning…..
They know bowling doesn’t get people laid….
They came to drink Wild Turkey and Fuck Shit Up…
If you bowl against the Brooklyn Bombers you’re going to have a bad time.