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blonkert

Jasmine is such a blonkert!
by fireballhater April 28, 2020
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Blonk

The combination of dumb, stupid, loser, and lame
Wow, Audrey’s a real blonk
by Window Shades May 9, 2020
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Bonk

Bonk is a word often used by the Scout from Team Fortress 2. Bonk! Atomic Punch and Bonk! Crit-a-Cola are a type of energy drink that Scout is known to drink.
Heavy: Where is little man now?
Scout: Yo, what’s up?
Heavy: Huh-
Scout: BONK! *hits Heavy with bat*
by Nines_RK900 June 4, 2020
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bonk filter

a second position in the riding form where a female jumps up and down on the males penis
oh bro we did bonk filter
by bonkfilterdoer June 7, 2020
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Blonket

1) A blanket where you can't find the longer side at night.

2) A blanket that shapes shifts at night to a uneven polygon where you can't be comfortable in it.
At night I can never find the long side of my blonket
by Dam street June 23, 2020
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bonk cult

a cult that is composed of pretty segsy bezties who deserve the world
linda : HI bonk cult i just peed on my lightning mcqueen bed

rooster: so sexc
by smallyaly July 1, 2020
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Bonk

After gaming for hours you have a shit
David: Boys I just had the biggest Bonk
by Jimlemonbear July 7, 2020
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