HAPPY BLANKENSHIP

A "Happy Blankenship" is when a far right, gay hating, civil rights violating, deficit spending republican is getting a blow job while watching "The O'Riley Factor" with one finger shoved up his ass!!!

Just ask president bush

by Mark M. March 10, 2005

Blacked out

When a person of African American or mixed African American decent acts ghetto

"I could not shut up at that the movies last night. I totally blacked out."

by Pro-semite April 14, 2015

blanket

a condom that is too big for the intended user.

hey do you want this trojen magnum?

ha no i dont want a blanket!

by diz mazza May 10, 2009

mexican blanket

When a girl smothers your sunburnt cock with aloe in Mexico and then proceeds to give you the messiest hummer of all hummers swallowing everything up so completely it was as if she had used blanket to soak it all up.

Patricio received two Mexican Blankets on his trip to Cabo.

by DildyFace June 11, 2006

Cum Blanket

To cover your sexual partner(s) with old tissues that were once used to wipe up cum after masterbation

Baby, i'm going give you a cum blanket

by ritualist December 15, 2009

Blanket

A retarded person; someone who rides the slow bus; mentally-challenged.

Person: "Dude I made the wrong turn again."
Person 2: "Your such a blanket dude."

by Francine Babineau August 11, 2011

Blanket Apology

1. A "I'm sorry" that covers all things someone says or does while drunk or otherwise intoxicated.

2. A mass text that gets sent out the morning after blacking out and sending a ton of ridiculous texts and IMs the night before.

1. "I'm really drunk right now, I'm sorry."
"That's ok I assume a blanket apology for whenever you're drunk."

2. "OMG I'M SO SORRY FOR THE TEXTS/IMs LAST NIGHT GUYS, I WAS SOOOO DRUNK. I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER SENDING HALF OF THESE."
"LOL"

by LiveXAndXLearn November 23, 2011