bacon in barcelona 

cool, tight, of an auspicious nature...Awesome

Oh my gosh...that science final was soooo not bacon in barcelona

bacon in barcelona by Mika and Meagan May 27, 2005

bacon cop 

when a cop is fat, lazy, and just doesn't give a shit.

the cop that pulled me over spoke out of the speaker phone, and let me go even though he saw me stuff the bloody body in my trunk. i said to my friend later "today i was totally pulled over by a bacon cop!"

bacon cop by cleo-baka-face October 10, 2009

Bacon watch 

When your wife or partner starts a batch of bacon in the skillet and runs off to do some other chore and orders you to "keep an eye on the bacon" and you are stranded at the stove.

Dad can you help me with my homework? Not right now, your mom has me on bacon watch.

Bacon watch by Barkovi April 25, 2012

bacon and eggs 

Cockney rhiming slang for 'legs'

She's got sweet bacon 'n eggs

bacon and eggs by Kazman December 20, 2004

bacon dick

When you eat too much fatty and cholesterol-y foods and you have erectile dysfunction as a result.

Susan- OMG you have such a bacon dick!

bacon dick by raziel bloodfang November 7, 2010

bacon hair 

A person in ROBLOX that has Pal Hair and people like to call them “Bacon Hair”.

Example :
Hey Bacon Hair. Can I eat your hair?
*bullies laugh*
Bacon Hair : I will report you! D;

bacon hair by totally not a noob June 11, 2018

bacon grease 

to get your asshole cummed and pissed on with a little bit of poo mixed in; looks like old bacon grease left in the frying pan

see that chick, i bacon greased her

bacon grease by shady character February 10, 2007