by awww gross February 18, 2009
Get the Anal Spasmmug. A type of incense, the smell of which, when lit, causes a womans asshole to open up slightly, thus making it easier to sodomize her.
My girlfriend was afraid to try anal sex, so I lit some Anal Invitation and her asshole opened up and invited me in for a world of anal delights.
by carydog February 18, 2009
Get the anal invitationmug. A dirty lil monster who hides in your anal cavity. Everyone has one (unless you got yours removed). Although they may tear the inside of your asshole apart from time to time with their claws -- they are only referred to monsters because no one understands them. They are brown and hairy. Some even call them the Sasquatch of our buttholes. But, all-in-all, they are majestic and independent organisms. That live in our buttholes.
When I was a child I used to have the strong urge to stick my sneaky lil fingers up my asshole. But, with the help from my anal monster, I don't have fingers anymore because he clawed them off. Thus ending my gross habit.
When I was in ninth grade, I thought I was gay. So I let a homosexual stick his penis in my anus. My Anal Monster tore his penis apart. He saved me -- because faggots are stupid. I don't want to be stupid.
When I was in ninth grade, I thought I was gay. So I let a homosexual stick his penis in my anus. My Anal Monster tore his penis apart. He saved me -- because faggots are stupid. I don't want to be stupid.
by AnalMonster666 February 19, 2015
Get the Anal Monstermug. The ring of hair surrounding a gentlemans anus. Serves no purpose.
People often employ 'anal ringbeard trimmers' to remove excess beard.
People often employ 'anal ringbeard trimmers' to remove excess beard.
'How are you after that curry last night Dan?'......' 'I'm on thanks mate, but my anal ringbeard is in fucking tatters'
by McMeat August 29, 2006
Get the anal ringbeardmug. Anal coping . . That all to dreary week of sbd's (silent but deadly farts) and that unpleasant feeling you mite just shit your pants at anytime rather loose feeling!!! Definately disturbed seriously conteplating anal ever again feeling!!!! / as if someone made a half pipe out of your asshole!!!!
by Dirtbag40 April 4, 2020
Get the Anal Copingmug. 1
a : deceit, tease, trickery; specifically : intentional perversion of a sexual promise in order to induce another to part with something of value or to surrender a legal right
b : an act of deceiving or misrepresenting the promise of anal sex
2
a : the act of destroying the anal cavity of a woman.
a : deceit, tease, trickery; specifically : intentional perversion of a sexual promise in order to induce another to part with something of value or to surrender a legal right
b : an act of deceiving or misrepresenting the promise of anal sex
2
a : the act of destroying the anal cavity of a woman.
She was found guilty of anal fraud.
guy1: "Dude my girl said I can get anal if I take her to the movies but she still didnt give it up."
guy2: "Thats anal fraud."
dude1: "Man I fucked the shit out of this broads asshole."
dude2: "Thats anal fraud"
guy1: "Dude my girl said I can get anal if I take her to the movies but she still didnt give it up."
guy2: "Thats anal fraud."
dude1: "Man I fucked the shit out of this broads asshole."
dude2: "Thats anal fraud"
by rampage eddie June 3, 2013
Get the anal fraudmug. by theshitcannon March 23, 2020
Get the Anal Carwashmug.