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half-tard 

Someone who is very very stupid, but not technically mentally retarded.
I wouldn't vote for Dubya, he's a half-tard.
half-tard by Rufus April 13, 2003
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Man-tard 

1. A sing-let (short or long-sleeved) made of spandex or nylon worn by a male.

2. A man acting foolishly, disrespectfully, or pig-headed in nature.
1. The male equivalent to a leotard worn by a female. The Man-tard could be worn for wrestling, exercising, or an extremely ecentric outfit.

2. A man walks up to a women in a bar, insists on buying her the cheapest, un-tasty drink possible, initiates conversation about how often he works out while intermittently flexing his peck muscles. After the women is clear about being un-interested he insists on her number and/or heading to his place that night. She gives him the cold shoulder and he proceeds to call her a "bitch", "whore", or other demeaning term. This is an example of a Man-tard.
Man-tard by T. Midy-Mae December 14, 2009
A white man who is convinced beyond the shadow of a doubt that he is a black man trapped in a white man's body.
"Jesus, look at that fucking G-tard with those baggy pants and that chain around his neck, talking all those ebonics."
g-tard by Kellen C. July 7, 2004

app-tard 

Someone (more than likely an Apple fanboy) who buys way to many applications on the Apple App Store, yet will only ever use 4 of them.
Freddy: My iTunes apps combined collection is 1053+ apps at the moment.

Office Worker #1: Can someone please punch freddy in the nuts, he's pissing me off about his app collection again

Office Worker #2: Man chill out, he can't help it, he's an app-tard.
app-tard by Kezzzing December 8, 2009
Same as retard. See retard
Jack: I'm gonna go get some money from the ATM.

Tim: Why the hell are you gonna do that?

Jack: Because r tard, I don't have enough cash for the damn movie!

Kate: Yeah, you stupid bastard.

Tim: What was that?

Kate: You heard me r tard.

Tim: Fuck you guys!
r tard by No Problem, Gaylord August 24, 2006

Mean-Tard 

A retarded child whom acts out vulgar actions with total disregard of other, normal people's feelings. They are often found pushing people yet not being punished for their lude acts.
The mean-tard started shit and I kicked his ass.
Mean-Tard by Julio Sanchez September 25, 2005