Jack

A person who is always (or frequently) erect

Person: Jack was being such a jack during passing period

by raccoonthemobboss May 9, 2024

Jack

Massive pp

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That big

"Hello Jack I Wa-"
"Sorry my shlong hit you mid speech what is it you wish to tell me small child."

by Larry Birb May 9, 2024

Jack

The act of inserting your finger into your friend’s anal cavity after he passes out on his stomach and wiggling your finger while thrusting in and out.

Eddie passed out drunk and ended up getting the jack.

by Blackjack McGee May 10, 2024

Salmon Jack

A person, preferably tired and worn out by the bullshit in their life, that swims upstream as a result, like a salmon.

David really isn't getting a blumpkin with the rest of us? What a Salmon Jack!

by michael burgers May 14, 2024

Cracker Jack Porn

Describes a sub-genre of movies and/or television series wherein the following takes place: the protagonist (main character) conveys bored arrogance as they repeatedly snark their way to solving the unsolvable problem (think House or Harvey Spector), OR their skill level and talent are so advanced, so exceptional, that they have no equal (think Mission Impossible or John Wick).

"I spent the weekend binge-watching Scorpion, followed by The Equalizer!"
"You must really be into that Cracker Jack Porn, huh?"

by Trixie Domore May 18, 2024

Jack

A white man protagonist who loves gaming and pissing off people... That man Jack is a white man protagonist

A literal protagonist- Jack

by Synaman May 20, 2024

Jack Doherty

The most insufferable being on the face of the earth. Jack Doherty is a youtuber in his 20s who likes to mock and annoy innocent people who are trying to get about their day. Doherty is only capable of doing this as he has bodyguards who stop innocent people standing up for themselves. Jack probably would not be able to do any of his acts without a bodyguard as he such a pussy that he would pribably get curbstomped by litteraly anyone who tried to react to any of his "pranks". Jack doherty has more money than sense, but is worth fuck all, especially after paying OF models to go out with him to make him stop feeling insecure about his height and childish personality.

Jack doherty to a father and his child: "fuck you pussy"
Father going about his day: "HEY, YOU CANT SAY THAT IN FRONT OF A CHILD"
Jack Doherty: "what you gonna do about it, i am richer than you, i drive a Ferrari at 21 and own a 4 million dollar house"
Father tries to get close to jack: Bodyguard steps in to stop jack getting battered.

by Lukeyjoe May 22, 2024