Not as nice as jack

This is usually used as a term that limits as someone's niceness that is used to show the limit of how nice someone can be. It says that there is always as nice as jack

Tim: I'm such a nice guy
Gregory: not as nice as jack

by The OG of the OG September 2, 2016

Oklahoma Pipe Jack

The art of lying on your back, bending your legs above your head, and spraying diarrhea into the air onto your body and/or others.

"The Taco Bell from last night gave me a super powerful Oklahoma Pipe Jack this morning."

by PooniesNeverSayDie April 19, 2018

Melissa and Jack

They snog in the corridor at school. They skip lesson to do things in the toilet. They are deeply in love. He gets a boner seeing her. She gets wet seeing him!

OMG we are doing a melissa and jack. The best sex position ever!

by A matchmaker September 18, 2017

Mac n' Jack

A Mac n' Jack is when you revive a hand job while eating a bowl of mac and cheese.

"Yeah Cindy gave me a Mac n' Jack while watched interstellar last night."

by NormanFives December 10, 2017

Pulling a Jack

saying something dirty when in reality its very innocent; Or saying something that sounds innocent but is very dirty

I like Uranus its my favorite! (innocent but sounds dirty)
Yes, my favorite animal is definitely the beaver.( dirty but sounds innocent)
"Dude stop pulling a jack, we can't tell what you mean!"

by Get BEANED May 4, 2018

Ur Uncle Jack a necrophiliac

An insult worse than any other insult. Far worse than ur mom gay or ur dad lesbian. If said to u, u die.

Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person 1: ur uncle jack a necrophiliac
Person 2: *Dies*

by Nick Dimeson June 2, 2018

Taking a Jack

Taking a retardedly long time to shit

“Hey buddy, I’m going to use the restroom.”
“Just don’t take too long...”
“Don’t worry, I’m not taking a Jack.”

by longschlong45 June 9, 2018