Grocery bag

Grocery bagging is when you put your own penis into your own anas, then having your significant other hold your shaft is if it were a grocery bag

Today I held my wife chapstick in my nose, water in one and and her tampons in the other, as she grocery bagged me through the mall

by Fuckshit123 October 20, 2018

Bag of balls that nobody wants

The ultimate roast that will instantly destroy even your toughest enemies. Originally said by Shakespeare in 1584 and made popular by the famous youtuber Pewdiepie in 2018.

Thanos: "your mom gay"
Superman: "no u"
Bill Murray: "you're a bag of balls that nobody wants"
Superman and Thanos: *dies*

by Benjamin Jørgensen August 31, 2018

DOGE bag

Nickname for Elon Musk. It's a play on douche bag.

Trump's DOGE bag is destroying the federal government.
DOGE bag's rocket blew up shortly after launch.

by EvilEllen666 March 11, 2025

Bag

A promise you HAVE to keep and CANT tell ANYONE.

Girl 1 : “ hey have you watched that movie we were going to watch together yet?” Girl 2 : “ no I promise!” Girl 1 : “ bag?” Girl 2 : “bag.”

by Chloethenipper October 27, 2017

Bag bro

A male/man that chases the dope bag.

That Billy is only dating Amy because she sells dope, He's a total bag bro.

by Alleybaba December 15, 2019

air-bagged

Being on the receiving end of an activated automobile airbag. Typically due to an accident or collision.

I would have walked away from the accident, had I not been air-bagged.

by qbam89 October 21, 2010

Brown bag toilet

When you have your water shut off and can’t flush a toilet so you squat over a brown paper bag and poop.

Did you hear the neighbors water is shut off so he is using the brown bag toilet.

by Toe knee October 5, 2021