Jack

Small dick energy, sucks the moisture out of girls. Has never made a girl squirt in his life. Pretty big with a small dick. Loves hanging around girls he will never get. Probably gay.

Damn that such a jack

by anonymous November 2, 2021

Jack-like

The opposite of God-like. One who sucks at a particular video game, sport or activity. However they must not be new to the game, but possess some determent that prevents them from playing well, no matter how long they practice playing the game.

Nandu: Man that was noob

Erdem: Yeh that was Jack-like

Jack: *cries*

Don: *laughs*

by Erdles January 17, 2006

Jack C: :)

VEDY GOOD VEDY NICEEE BOY THAT GOES TO WOODCROFT AND IS IN YEAR 7 C:

OMGGGG ITS JACK

"Jack C: :)" Is soooo cool

by Indiwa May 19, 2022

Jack Doherty

The most insufferable being on the face of the earth. Jack Doherty is a youtuber in his 20s who likes to mock and annoy innocent people who are trying to get about their day. Doherty is only capable of doing this as he has bodyguards who stop innocent people standing up for themselves. Jack probably would not be able to do any of his acts without a bodyguard as he such a pussy that he would pribably get curbstomped by litteraly anyone who tried to react to any of his "pranks". Jack doherty has more money than sense, but is worth fuck all, especially after paying OF models to go out with him to make him stop feeling insecure about his height and childish personality.

Jack doherty to a father and his child: "fuck you pussy"
Father going about his day: "HEY, YOU CANT SAY THAT IN FRONT OF A CHILD"
Jack Doherty: "what you gonna do about it, i am richer than you, i drive a Ferrari at 21 and own a 4 million dollar house"
Father tries to get close to jack: Bodyguard steps in to stop jack getting battered.

by Lukeyjoe May 22, 2024

Jack Ammerman

If you know someone named Jack Ammerman, just know he gay as fuck.

Jack Ammerman is a faggot.

by gang gang gang gang February 29, 2020

jack vincent

a dickhead who cant bowl legspin for shit or even bat. his ranga hair is easily the warning sign for the shithead you are about to meet. clearly is attracted to Elise

look out it's jack vincent the dickhead

by notdas November 17, 2019

Spoon-jacked

The act of stealing, or "jacking", multiple spoons from the Wendy's located inside Jester West at The University of Texas.

"Dude we just spoon-jacked the fuck out of them. I won't need spoons for a month!"

by Rug Maker January 26, 2010