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Maddalena 

long, tan, and sexy. she knows how to work her body. maddalena is a great friend if u wanna have a good time. dont piss her off or she will bitch-slap you. everyone needs a maddalena in their life.
guy: who is that hot chick on the dance floor?
girl: that's maddalena, i love her!
Maddalena by lotusQueen October 15, 2010
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Maddalena 

A beautiful italian name that reminds everyone of beauty and wisdom. The person who carries this name is a precious and fragile artwork from a goddess.
1This beautiful flower reminds me of a Maddalena.
2This perfect beauty is so Maddalena.
3This delicious perfume is so Maddalena.
4This incredible artwork reminds me in its perfection of a Maddalena.
Maddalena by Noonamefooryoou January 2, 2017

Maddalena 

Wow Maddalena has a big ass
Maddalena by Ggggnnn February 9, 2018

Maddalena 

Sweet italian girl
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Alice's Sister
Mi manchi Maddalena...
Maddalena by Bxntxn November 22, 2021

Maddalena Hack Job 

The act of changing a friends facebook status through their phone or computer while they are preoccupied with something else.

A facebook game played between friends where points are given for every post replied to a status update submitted by the attacker while the victim was preoccupied.
Facebook Status: "I'm so depressed, why does everyone hate me?"

Facebook Friend: "I love you! Don't be depressed"

Facebook Victim: "Damnit! I didn't post that, it was a Maddalena Hack Job!"

Maddalena Dimayuga 

No example for Maddalena Dimayuga

Jack Della Maddalena 

UFC champion of the world, he is gonna Knock out Blahal "Remember The Name" on May 10th, its gonna be beautiful gonna be amazing... Him and the whole top 15 have made out with each other, he is a proud soon to be UFC champion...
Whenever a girl see's a nice aussie she thinks that he is very hot he must be a Jack Della Maddalena...
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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