Spartan Prayer Is: "I Will Strike You And Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To Sleep

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Spartan Prayer Is: "I Will Strike You And Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To Sleep

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

Pokemon GO

A game where you throw pointless balls at animals. Many times this game gets you in jail or killed

Okay I found this Mewtwo on the tracks in Pokemon GO! Lets catch it! *gets hit by train*

by UltraEnergyFlows September 2, 2018

Go and Smokey

Something you're not afraid to do in front of your girl's sister or brother that is sexy and fun.

A little Go and Smokey in front of your sister would be fun! What do you think about doing it on their coffee table while they pretend to watch TV?

by Toesuff August 21, 2020

To-Go Box

Pussy that you get after you take a girl out to dinner.

That To-Go Box pussy was better than the actual meal!

by Zoo-ly June 19, 2019

Go-gurted

Upon completion, the condom is ripped off of the males penis and the ejaculate is slurped out as if it was a go-gurt.

She couldnt possibly wait any longer, she needed that seed. She ripped the condom off and go-gurted like she never has before.

by Jimmy gallon69 November 30, 2019

Who is going to tell them?

This question is asked when someone is so oblivious and unaware of their misguided viewpoint on an issue or topic that it seems they are the last one to know it.

“I don’t understand why more talented people don’t want to work in government!”

Who is going to tell them?

by JackieChilesAttorney December 31, 2023

Going Shit-to-shower

The practice of shitting (in a toilet near a shower, of course) and proceeding to pressure wash one’s asshole with the jet setting in the shower.

“Going shit-to-shower saves the pandas and leaves your taint fresh and clean.”

“This is the weirdest TED talk I’ve ever been to.”

by Brock Kakashi June 7, 2022