Justin's tummy was aching, and he was also kind of horny. "Hey guys, I just pulled a maintenance jack on the bowl, feeling much better now!"
by Unwashed_Nuts February 23, 2024
Get the Maintenance Jack mug.The act of a white guy stripping naked and covering himself head to toe with vapor rub and jerking off with bio freeze in public.
"Hey bro why'd you miss work yesterday"
"Sorry I was doing The Jack Frost at the kids playground, it took all day"
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The action of a white guy stripping naked and covering himself head to toe with vapor rub and jerking off with bio freeze in public.
"Hey bro why'd you miss work yesterday"
"Sorry I was doing The Jack Frost at the kids playground, it took all day"
"Sorry I was doing The Jack Frost at the kids playground, it took all day"
by JackFrost509 March 14, 2024
Get the The Jack Frost mug.That bloke had a few too many at the pub and punched a lollipop lady in the tit on his stumble home. He’s a real Union Jack Off.
by Patty Winters March 17, 2024
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by michael burgers May 14, 2024
Get the Salmon Jack mug.Describes a sub-genre of movies and/or television series wherein the following takes place: the protagonist (main character) conveys bored arrogance as they repeatedly snark their way to solving the unsolvable problem (think House or Harvey Spector), OR their skill level and talent are so advanced, so exceptional, that they have no equal (think Mission Impossible or John Wick).
"I spent the weekend binge-watching Scorpion, followed by The Equalizer!"
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"You must really be into that Cracker Jack Porn, huh?"
by Trixie Domore May 18, 2024
Get the Cracker Jack Porn mug.One who cares about others and shows how determined on something they see and sticking with their own way and style of doing things even when when they're down in the dumps and always have a bit of pride
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