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night jackal

One who lurks around in chat rooms who is actually a teenager, but by bad luck chose a name that makes him/her seem like a pedophile to the rest of the room and ends up getting kicked out.
Night jackal has entered the room!
Night jackal: Hey guys!
Night jackal has been booted from the room.
by greenday2011 November 15, 2009
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jackable

i girl that is hot enough to be jacked off to
"Shes jackable"
by Hortinstein June 4, 2003
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jackage

1) A stroke book.

2) A pornographic movie

3) Any visual or toy used to jack-off with.
1) i need to get some new jackage, all the pages in my jerk-off mags are glued together with my man glue.

2) check out my new stroke movie, "My wife does the Boss."

3) Damn, my pocket pussy is no longer tight, i guess it's time to check out some new jackage.
by jacks offten December 27, 2007
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Michael Jackson Maneuver

To become the most famous person on the planet, outsell every other artist in the world, and make the world a better place with your art while masquerading as a superstar in your field.
Many may try to execute the Michael Jackson Maneuver but won't have the mind-boggling talent or huge heart to pull it off. No matter--they should aim high and try!
by Logan Breezy November 15, 2012
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Jackin fool

A guy who jacks his cock for hours every chance he gets.
I'm a Jackin Fool no doubt. I just jacked off for 5 hours and came a big load of jizz.
by blowmenow February 5, 2008
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Jacksonville Jizz Bomb

When one hides in an alley and masturbates into a McDonald's cup and throws it at a passing pedestrian.
Mom: "Billy, why is your head covered in gooey white stuff?"

Billy: "There was a man,... on my walk home,.. he was angry"='

Mom: "Those fucking blacks."

noun, Jacksonville Jizz Bomb
by yuff & bone November 29, 2009
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JackMott

To eject a seemingly extra object from one's bicycle in an attempt to make it more aerodynamic or lighter.

Not to be confused with accidentally ejecting one's nutrition.
Triathlete 1: Did you see that guy JackMott his water bottle?
Triathlete 2: That's Jack Mott - he's obsessed with all things aero, so he must think that JackMotting his between-the-aerobars nutrition will make him more aerodynamic.
Triathlete 1: Even 5 minutes into the race? I don't know...this is Captex '11...a notoriously tough race.
Triathlete 2: We'll see how he does.
by Slowtwitcher November 27, 2011
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