Weaver

1. A common last name for American Families
2. A person who weaves yarn/string/e.t.c into items such as blankets and rugs

1. "Hey bro what was that hot chick's name?"

" Amanda Weaver"

2. "Look at that gorgeous rug, we should buy it!"

"Yeah, and it's actually woven by a weaver!"

by freakofftheleash November 29, 2010

cunt weasel

A pussy so nasty that you scream as if a weasel had jumped out.

DUDE, I almost shit my pants, stacy's cunt weasel was so nasty!

by Sean Doyle January 9, 2009

white weasel

This act is preformed by two men, usually gay. Man 'A' uses a little lotion to jerk himself off onto man 'B''s penis. Once this is done man 'A' then jerks off man 'B' using his cum.

Brandon is an expert at the white weasel.

by Doo Doo & Wipe October 23, 2008

steaming weasel

When you take a shit into a condom, freez it and fuck your girlfriend with it.

Gave her the old steaming weasel the other night.

by jduba336 July 29, 2009

pickle weasel

A girl who goes to college and loves the men. the men love her too. sexually. when she goes out to parties shes focused on the one and only garden veggie that will satisfy her needs THE PICKLE!
the term can also be used as a friendly nickname to demonstrate compassion and unconditional love.

Liza is the definition of a pickle weasel.
hey pickle weasel i found your panties on my floor.
hey pickle weasel you going to make it home tonight?
and so on and so forth.

by Liza B November 9, 2008

weasel mustache

When you cum a mouth and leave pubic hair all over the cum dumpster's upper lip, somewhat resembeling a peachfuzz mustache.

I gave her a weasel mustache, so hell no I didn't kiss her afterwards.

by JBizzum October 9, 2008

weaselese

verbiage used by those in power when they need to make decisions that will hurt others. mostly used in internal global memos and messaging to the media.

did you hear about the involuntary time-base reductions?

i hate weaselese. they should just say layoffs.

by projectaristotle June 7, 2011