dog walker

A person who is too much of a good listener and people automatically open up to them and cling to them like wet puppies. This is not the same thing as a baggage handler. Dog walker is a noble title that is only carried, if even unintentionally, by truly trustworthy individuals.

My boyfriend doesn't have side bitches, he's just a really good dog walker.

by Unicorn Hurl September 1, 2017

sleep-walker

A restless tenant of an apartment-complex or campground who has "intimately befriended" two separate similarly-desirable fellow-residents of the opposite gender, and thus he cannot decide which person he prefers to share a pillow with, obliging him to sleepily stroll back and forth between the two willing cuddlers’ domiciles several times per night.

Horny stud: I went half-crazy trotting back and forth between Tiffany’s and Ashley’s rooms till well past midnight, what with my both craving the other gal’s company whenever I was in one chick’s bed, and feeling heartbrokenly guilty of temporary "abandonment" each time I’d tearfully leave one gal’s bed to slip over to the other’s. Finally a simple solution to my sleep-walker dilemma occurred to me --- I just drowsily sling-snuggled both half-asleep cuties to my own apartment and invited them to crawl into bed on either side of me; that way, not only did I get to enjoy both of their sweet close-clasping warmth and softness at once, but they both got multiple turns of alternately spooning me and nuzzling their cheeks against my fuzzy chest, depending on which side I’d progressively roll over on every half-hour.

by QuacksO July 15, 2018

The White Walker

While engaging in a sexual act, one ejaculates into the eyes of their partner, leaves to apparently retrieve a towel, but instead turns up with a hand full of flour, to the face of the incapacitated suitor.

"Winter is coming... So I released The White Walker upon her!"

by MCpancake October 6, 2015

walker

half gorilla, half man whore

Hitler is walker.

by buttinmynut January 28, 2019

Walker

A fat fuck no one gives a shit about, fuck you.

Person 1: did you see Walker yesterday?

Person 2: yeah I hope he fucking dies.

by -XxLewdDewdxX- January 25, 2017

alan walker 2.0

a man with a very LARGE long shlong ding dong, if ya know what i mean.
can be dumb, but somehwere deep inside he can be smart lol

a very quirky/ boyboss person , hot, almost as hot as the sun 🤣 but is gay, hella hella fucking gay.
can steal ur mans on days that end with y
alan walker can appear emo, but deep down inside he is ed sheeran. ((LEGIT)) *NOT CLICKBAIT*

person 1: yoo alan walker 2.0 is SO HOT **MOANS**

person 2: HOLY SHIT YOUR RIGHT *dies*
person 3: lolz

by sydlovesjuicymen November 24, 2021

[walker]

to steal something or borrow without permission

I don't know where my xbox antenna went, I think Nick walkered it.

by ahab1685 February 1, 2009