Smug Twat

Smug Twat

Someone who plays a really good prank or wind up on another person, BUT then they do not shut up about it and go on and on about their victory all day.

I wish Charles would shut up about that wind up earlier.

I know, he is a real smug twat.

by Poco Girl April 14, 2015

Belgian Twat

A word used to insult a Belgian

Example: Open your eyes you Belgian Twat

Conversation Examples:
Gordon: Where's JP? JP?
Jean-Philippe: Yes Chef?
Gordon: What is that? (Referring to Barrett's writing)
Jean-Philippe: Sorry Chef
Gordon: Yeah, hey, take him and you back to Belgium you Belgian twat.
Jean-Philippe referring to Barrett: Yeah thanks a lot

by Ralph_69 August 25, 2022

Twatted out

The feeling of being tired of Twitter or uniterested in tweeting.

I am canceling my Twitter account. I am twatted out.

by Twila Magoo July 17, 2010

Twat Roast

A large amount of females gathered in one place, a lot of times around food.

Guy 1: Dude i just went to see The Breakup with my girlfriend.

Guy 2: Wow a romantic comedy. Must have been full of girls.

Guy 1: Yeah, it was a total Twat Roast.

by Biggy_Smalls_ January 25, 2011

raunchy twat

A female that is in dire need of a vaginal cleansing. Not just any gross clam, one that might even be harboring some of the most dangerous mythical creatures. Also disgusting enough to keep away the maybe onlookers. It is a eye-opener of a sight as well as is viewing two straight men having sex, one not so much enjoying it as the other.

Geena: "did you see that raunchy twat in room 28?"

Mike: "yeah!, so disturbing I kept looking at it. Once I finally got away, i've been having nightmares ever since."

Genna: "that's fucked up."

by thetryplethreat November 16, 2010

Twat Shovel

A shovel you use to get the sand out of your vagina

Quick, get her a twat shovel, she's complaining about the BJ she gave me last weekend

by Doctor Skinnfloot January 13, 2015

dry-twatted

1) To fuck someone (or something) over, and not in a good way.

2) Any situation that is comparable to being face-to-face with a dry twat. (we all know wet twats are better.)

Example1: (after being ditched for poker night) Man you dry-twatted me on playing them cards that night.

Example2: Buttr-Z wanted to play but got dry-twatted cuz she wanted to cuddle.

by drodhertzer August 19, 2014