Smug Twat

Someone who plays a really good prank or wind up on another person, BUT then they do not shut up about it and go on and on about their victory all day.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Short fat man with receeding hairline. Studies law and whistles inanely. Can also be tall oafish Oxford born posh racist boy who doesn't think you should play rugby in the street and always has to have the last word. Rejects spiritualism, religion and others' opinions in general in favour of eating other people's food and listening to "soft" rock.