turd burglar

My cat took a crap and the dog ate it...he sure is a turd burglar
by baldylocks1976 January 29, 2005
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turd hustling

A person who scavenges truck stop restrooms for left over dumps in hopes of finding lost treasure. examples: peanuts, corn, gum, hairballs, drug filled condoms
Matt was disappointed when his turd hustling expedition at the neighborhood Stuckys left him empty handed.
by AdaMeaux March 01, 2009
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miracle turd

when you unload a turd from your asshole and the turd is so perfect that it comes out of your cheeks so elegantly that you do not have to wipe. it is so simple yet elegant.
oh my god i was at KFC and i totally just released a miracle turd
by CHICKYDUDE December 17, 2009
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turd laces

A very thin in diameter, unsatisfying dumpski. Usually preceded and followed by multiple farts.
Dude, I sat down to drop a deuce, but all I got were turd laces.
by Big Daddy Steve August 13, 2007
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turd life

Turd life: If you live the turd life you are the absolute shit. You are awesome. You are always on Dejanae Dillard and Zawanna Bailey's level.
The way a bad bitch or a boss nigga lives. Living like larry the lobster. Living like you dont have any cares while your swag is on point. Thats how you live the turd life.
by djtooawesome123 March 27, 2014
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Urban Turding

The act if finding a inconspicuous place to pinch a loaf in a metro setting. Preferably downtown amongst high rise office buildings and parking lots. The general goal is to get as close to the daily rush of commuter society as humanly possible without drawing attention to your self.
OK, so I was out urban turding yesterday afternoon and found the best spot right at 12th and Taylor, you have to be quick and plan your attack but if your quiet you can lay cable like two feet away from the commuters walking by.
by emmerthouse July 11, 2008
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turd for brains

turd for brains one who is an idiot or is extremely stupid a non vulgar less offensive way to call someone a shit for brains when calling someone a shit for brains want do or is not appropriate
my neighbor turned his dogs loose to shit in my yard and he refuses to clean it up what a turd for brains
by littlejimmie April 28, 2019
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