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touch and linger

when you're wanting to catch the attention of someone you're attracted to as you're passing by them , or are in conversation with them you place your hand on them ( lower back, hands, chest, etc.) and you have it linger a little longer then then you would in a normal situation...also known as performing the "T and L"
"When walking through a crowd you perform a touch and linger on person you're attracted to and slowly and gently move them out of the way, hoping to catch their attention"
by ALI Bmoney January 18, 2010
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Turtle Touch

When one man rub his crotch on another man's crotch, usually but not always through the pants.

This is usually done in a humorous manner but can also, in some circles, replace or enhance a pick-up line.
Ben just went and Turtle Touched Tyler in front of his girlfriend.
by Muskrat Mark April 18, 2010
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Adrians Touch

Adrians touch is very much like the Midas Touch, but unlike the Midas Touch, everything that Adrian touched turned into Shit.
Oh look our project got struck by Adrians touch, looks like well need to file for bankruptcy.
by Smart Pierre October 3, 2014
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touch the rim

1. The seemingly main goal of short, unathletic white dudes when they play basketball. For some reason, they believe the ability to touch the rim will somehow turn them into better players and/or add some credibility to their weak ass game.

2. The sure signal, when having sex, that the woman’s anus is about to get penetrated by finger, penis or foreign object.

3. Something you never want to happen to any of your sexual organs whilst taking a dump in a public restroom.
1. i) Kid: “Coach, I know I blew that layup and cost us the game but I totally touched the rim when I missed. I swear to God, I felt the iron on my fingertip.”
Coach: “Get the fuck out of my sight you useless piece of turd”

ii) Frankie Muniz on Punk’d (thinking he’d just seriously been offered a role in a basketball movie): “Dude, I’d be great in a basketball movie, I can almost touch the rim dude. Seriously dude, ask my agent, I’m like totally close to touching the rim dude. I’ve been practising touching the rim. I rule dude.”

2. i) “Although we were just doing it doggy-style, as soon as Shirley felt my spit-covered finger touch the rim, she knew she’d soon be getting my cock rammed up her sweaty ass.”

ii) "Turning round to see the large metal wrench in my hand about to touch her rim, Tammy was alerted to the fact that being kidnapped and tied up was not the worst thing to happen to her this evening."

3. Patient: “When I sat down to take a shit in that bus station toilet, the tip of my dick touched the rim and now it’s turned green and burns like hell when I take a piss.”
Doctor: “Hmm, are you sure you haven’t just been screwing African bitches?”
by Silky Johnson September 1, 2004
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Creepy-touch

Any situation, where there is an a sense of extreme awkwardness (mostly from some form of physical contact), resulting in a state of situational euphoria.
Jane was in a club with some friends--John came from behind and creepy touched Jane. . . John and Jane fell in love and made many many babies. . . Thank goodness for creepy-touch!
by Rain Frog May 18, 2009
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Touch my penis

Go on, touch it. It won't bite.
by Anonymous May 6, 2003
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Breno Touch

The name given to the touch of someone that gives you the chills. The touch will generally be in places like up the thigh, lower back, neck and it will give you shivers down your spine and make you feel very uncomfortable.
"That guy is so creepy, he totally just gave me the breno touch"
by MattAsh March 16, 2009
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