Any situation, where there is an a sense of extreme awkwardness (mostly from some form of physical contact), resulting in a state of situational euphoria.
Jane was in a club with some friends--John came from behind and creepy touched Jane. . . John and Jane fell in love and made many many babies. . . Thank goodness for creepy-touch!
by Rain Frog May 18, 2009
Creepy person that appears to be a child moletster.
While I was watching the debates I realized that John McCain lurked around the stage like your creepy uncle bad touch.
by Wannawatcho October 15, 2008