forked tongue

When you go to take a slash and
the piss comes out in two streams.

I woke up the next morning and pulled
a forked tongue in her bathroom.
Let's just say, she had a lot to clean up.

by Mitchell Eagleman May 16, 2008

tongue wrestlin

intense arguing not followed by escalation.

Shawty just wanted to yell back and forth. I told her i wasn't about all that tongue wrestlin.

by swatschick October 18, 2010

tongue-and-groover

lesbian

one who likes to put his/her tongue in a woman's vagina, a.k.a. groove

Tongue-and-groovers can now get married in Iowa.

by jumpster April 27, 2009

table tongue

Table Tongue is when you lick a table until your tongue is covered in splinters

Guy 1: AH! Godammit!

Guy 2: Dude what happened?

Guy 1: I tried to do Table Tongue and it fucking hurts

Guy 2: Wow, you're a fucking dumbass

by SpasticMicrophone October 14, 2014

Tonguing the onion

To lick someone's anus and insert the tongue into the rectum during oral sex

1. There's nothing like tonguing the onion while you're going down.
2. Adam have you been tonguing the onion. Your breath smells like shit and I think she backfired.

by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 18, 2018

tongue trails

trails left on your computer screen when you clean it off with your tongue

I licked off my computer screen and it got rid of some of the gunk but left tongue trails.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) November 23, 2018

cow tongued

"Having a tongue like a cow, smooth one way and rough the other; and hence, one who gives fair or foul language as may suit his purpose."
~Thomas Wright's 'Dictionary of Obsolete and Provincial English,' 1857

One who speaks with eloquence one moment, then swears like a sailor the next, depending on the mood or situation.

Gen George S. Patton was very cow tongued. One minute he could be giving an eloquent speech & the next minute, cuss someone out with language that would make a whore blush.

by Bilgerat984 February 28, 2019