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Will smurf

Will smurf is a legendary man whom you see once a century under a full moon. Will smurf was an exiled smurf because he had powers no other smurf had, the powers are unknown to man kind but people think it is mind control because people all ways join his cult once a century the newest joining mass is on the 5 of June 2023
by Leo robb stalker June 3, 2023
mugGet the Will smurfmug.

Smurfed

The act of being drunk and high as fuck at the same time. Typically occurs during techer weekend.
I was so smurfed I cockblocked myself.
by Papasmurf7 March 3, 2019
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Smurfing

When you're staring to your mobile phone and the light makes your face blue.
Everyone is at the table to share a meal, and instead y'all are 'Smurfing'!!
by Miss Tuckaaaaa May 23, 2016
mugGet the Smurfingmug.

Smurf

A word retrieved from a children's cartoon that can be used as any type of word in the enlish language... is very popular word to use when it is innapropriate to swear. But can also be used to just really confuse random passersby.

It is most effective when combined in one sentence.
Smurf you mother smurfer.

Man that chick is pretty darn smurf.

I was so smurfed when I finally got done with my work.

I had to smurf all the way to school.

She smurfly walked away.

I felt very smurfy when i smurfly smurfed all the smurfing way to smurf!
by Vicky-T14 February 22, 2011
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Smurf

A small blue twerp that appears in a village. Chased by evil wizard man, they are rejected by many for their small appearance. Literally, they live on a mushroom.
Bro this Smurf is killing me, it's so ugly
by a fallen angle December 5, 2022
mugGet the Smurfmug.

Smurf-Pegging

A sex act in which a short woman dies herself blue and proceeds to peg her husband with a mushroom or mushroom-shaped prop.
"John, why is your wife blue?"
"Oh, yeah. We did some smurf-pegging last night."
by Rock the Stage April 18, 2023
mugGet the Smurf-Peggingmug.

smurf

going against easier opponents, you are also a bubblegum icecream for life and permenant bitch.
Tomas will uninstall the game if he sees the specific colour of blue smurfing.
by anonymous December 19, 2021
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