Covid vac

Covid vaccination

This vaccine cane out in a year mang side effects like memory loss people have gotten serolious symptoms of covid after taking it so yeaaaaaah death (covid vac)

by No biden March 23, 2021

covid spreader

These are the people that are asymptomatic and have the covid 19 virus unknowingly. They refuse to do a few simple things like wearing a mask and social distancing to stop the spread of the virus.

Come on everyone, we all have to work together to stop this virus. Please stop being a covid spreader and help save the lives of others by wearing a mask.

by jimmybomm April 22, 2021

Covid-🇳🇿

When New Zealand that was hell-bent to stamping Covid out has been humbled by the highly contagious delta variant, which forces the “hermit nation” to give up her zero Covid strategy in eradicating community transmission.

“Fortress New Zealand,” which has one of the strictest border rules in the world, has been breached, and with one of the lowest Covid-19 vaccination rates in the OECD, are Kiwis, who have been languishing in a year-long Covid prison, prepared to live with Covid-🇳🇿?

by Covido October 5, 2021

COVID-19

A virus that hippies abbreviated from coronavirus just because they wanted to

Guy 1: “isn’t COVID-19 just the coronavirus?”
Guy 2: “shut up”

by The Gaming Canadian July 2, 2020

schlong covid

The new pandemic formerly known as Monkeypox. The media said that name harms “marginalized communities” so a new name was needed to combat racism. Nobody talks about how you get Schlong Covid due to the media’s fear mongering. It is passed through passionate love between men (which is perfectly normal and something to be proud of!)

Christopher hooked up with a fabulous man named Raùl. It’s misinformation to say they have a higher chance than heterosexuals to get Schlong Covid.

by makicaqu July 29, 2022

covid horney

Covis 19 has limited your social interaction with other people. Due to covid-19 you now look at my cousin in a whole new way. You're so horney you'll consider fucking your first cousin.

Crissy, I know your my cousin but I'm so Covid horney.... fuck it, let's do this.

by Keith Cooper October 7, 2020

Covid Dick

When a man takes the clot shot and his dick shrivels up and goes limp.

I don't know which is worse, getting the clot shot and dying or getting the clot shot and getting Covid Dick. Essentially you are dead either way.

by Delta Pussy January 13, 2022