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technoamish

When a person (usually and old person who grew up without a computer) has no clue how to use modern day technology. For instance they can not operate a simple flat screen TV, record TV shows on a DVR, or use Word on a computer.
"My mom is so technoamish, she can't even check her e-mail without my help"
by nhgirl January 28, 2009
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Technoboob

A person that is a complete idiot when it comes to technology.
Wayne is such a technoboob he thought he could pour batter in his cd-rom tray and make pancakes.
by Tehcnoboob Hater December 16, 2008
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Technological Osmosis

The term Technological Osmosis is a jargon term used in technically focused organizations that rely heavily on email communication. The term refers to the ability to understand a technical requirement even though the requirement has not been communicated. The term evolved to add levity the common communication Faux Pas of neglecting to attach a document.

Usually used in the negative.
Example:

Sender - "Please design the solution in accordance to the attached requirement's document"

Response - "I am sorry that I lack technological osmosis skills, please attach the attachment to the previous email."
by J. Steel February 11, 2010
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Technoblade

by Subtotheblade October 17, 2020
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Technoblade

The best PVPer in Minecraft, known for becoming the number 1 potato farmer in the biggest Minecraft server, beating dream (a player incredibly famous for being capable of beating Minecraft while many people try to kill him), beating squads of multiple people fighting him singlehandedly. Techno had become such a terrifying PVPer that some of the people who dare challenge him end up with Technophobia, the legitimate fear of Technoblade.
group of 5 people with enchanted diamond armor: did you guys hear something?
Technoblade (about 10 kilometers away wearing leather armor): BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
group of 5 people with enchanted diamond armor: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
by logang4Lyfe December 21, 2020
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Technoblade

A giant pig who kills orphans
John: Hey, what's that giant pig called again?
Jimmy: Technoblade, the orphanage bomber
by i kill orphans March 11, 2021
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Technoblade

Technoblade means a pig that stabs nerds and orphans for money and has extremely hot elbows and is immortal.
"Omg did you hear the orphanag got burned down what monster could do such a thing"person 1
"IT WAS TECHNOBLADE" person 2
by DefdinatleNotTechno January 22, 2021
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