b stalking

when someone gives you so much information to contact them there's no excuse not to talk to them, like backwards stalking

"So how did you date go?"

"Horrible. This chick is b stalking me. I have her facebook, cell, home, e-mail...."

by Jennay200812 June 25, 2008

Car stalking

one drives around a parking lot unable to find a vacant automobile terminal, causing one to locate a person who appears to be making their way towards their automobile. Once located one must then drive slowly behind said person until they arrive at their vehicle, wait for them to enter their vehicle and leave and, upon their departure, promptly insert ones automobile into the recently vacant automobile terminal

John: hey, did you find a spot this morning?
Matt: no man, I was car stalking this woman all the way across the parking lot! Turns out she was going to the bus

by EvanPalm March 4, 2010

long slanking

Cutting an object in long strips with a jagged cut....

i am long slanking the onions

by madsmom714 March 19, 2010

Spot Stalking

p.o.s. (n) The act of creepily driving behind someone as they walk to their car in order to get their parking space.

Girl (talking on phone walking slow):"So i can't believe Tom broke up with her, she totally gorge...oh shit I gotta go someone is spot stalking me. (speeds up to get to car)

by grich88 August 12, 2011

Textbook-Stalking

When you're so bored of reading your textbook, you go to the list of names on the front cover and look them up on Facebook.

Yo dude I was so bored reading that AP world texting book, that I totally started textbook-stalking.

by Allahforchantilly September 12, 2011

Deer Stacking

Placing a holiday deer decoration on top of another so that it appears that they are having sex.

"Hey do you guys want to go deer stacking tonight?"

by Westballer January 1, 2012

Inverse Stalking

When one checks LinkedIn to see if a specific individual has stalked them on LinkedIn, an act which in itself can be defined as stalking.

Meg checks LinkedIn to see if Travis has checked out her profile. Meg is Inverse Stalking.

by Inverse Stalker August 27, 2012