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The iPhone Status Gang 

Where a person uses their iPhone for everything. (Whether it's for taking pictures, video, Facebook status updates, etc.) It usually refers to people that rely on their iPhone for everything. If anything should happen to it, they lose their iPhone status and fall into the category of "loser". You usually find them hanging out together in gangs. They use FaceTime, even when they are in the same room as one another. They tend to steal free wi-fi from Starbucks just to achieve this task. To get into this gang and achieve a status of "cool" you have to own an iPhone and buy every issue of "iPhone Life" and learn everything about the phone and become a fast texter...
"I'm now afficially apart of "The iPhone Status Gang"-girl

"Welcome to the gang!"-boy

master status 

The description of a person that everyone else knows them by which makes them easily identifiable. Usually consisting of a name and a small specific detail that relates to that person.
Who was just on the phone with you?
Karen with the tits<--Master Status

Which toolbag are you talking about?
Gary from Dove Creek<--Master Status

Where should i get a sack?
Skater Mike<--Master Status
master status by rgloc February 23, 2009

Tool Status 

Andrey is such a Tool.

Yeah he now has Tool Status.
Tool Status by alexblanch April 13, 2010

Counter Status 

When someone makes a facebook status in response to another persons facebook status, usually in an aggressive manner. Often no ones name is used in the status, but because of a mutually know situation they do not have to use names.
Person A Status: "So-and-so is a cheap a-hole who doesn't think of anyone but himself, that necklace was practically a cracker jack prize!"

Person B Counter Status: "You've shown your true colors. It wasn't cheap when I bought it for you bitch."

Waver Status 

When walking by someone you have known for years, but have a grudge against them or you just don't like them. maybe that person came over to your mothers house for your family birthday dinner and you caught them masturbating in your family room. When you see this person coming towards you, as you walk down the street, you do not stop to say "Hello" or "Hey, hows your dog doing?" You simply wave and carry on.
Oh yeah, fuck him! He has been demoted to waver status.
Waver Status by J-Gutes March 6, 2011

nagger status 

Look over there at that nagger status pro gettin' all them hoes.