Splinter me timbers

A masturbation related injury

Guy 1: *walking along awkwardly*
Guy 2: Hey buddy, what happened to you?
Guy 1: I was watching Mudhole Nuns Gone Wild 76 and got too excited, next thing I knew, splinter me timbers!
Guy 2: Oh my lawdy...

by PrinceCharming6.9 May 11, 2015

Splintercourse

The act of having sex with a man who has a tiny dick.

His dicks so small it would be splintercourse instead of intercourse.

by Tinylynne74 March 9, 2017

Spitter

A spitter is a bottle, usually a old pop or beer bottle that you spit in during the act of chewing tobacco. It is like a redneck version of a spittoon.

Hey bud, can you hand me my spitter or hey bud can you hold my spitter.

Another example is "hey bud stop spitting your chew on my truck floor, here use a spitter .

by Sexycat889 March 9, 2017

spinnerist

A bias toward one fidget spinner over another.

Guy 1: "I think the gold spinners are more superior to the red spinners."
Guy 2: "Fuck you you spinnerist, all spinners are created equal."

by isthatme May 12, 2017

Spinner fap

When you put your penis through a hole in a fidget spinner en spin it while fapping

I spinner fapped so hard last night i can still feel the vshhhhhh

by Zayronca May 22, 2017

Splinter train

The act of rubbing one's anus back and forth across a plank of wood in order to receive pleasure and, inevitably, splinters.

I splinter trained last night. Very enjoyable.

by Cucumber101 July 9, 2017

Sprintermittent

Sprinting intermittently

Joe: My controller is sprintermittent and only sprints some of the times (Joe is very sad)

by Goldenboy8678 July 19, 2017