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simon gak

one of the smartest most phenomenal people ive ever met. he will go so far in life and will marry me when im twenty six. he is russian and really likes cars (like me!). he is the color dark green and he is also an otter but lately ive been thinking hes kind of more like a platypus because theyre like ducks trapped in a beaver body and idk but my favorite thing about him is that i dont have to dumb myself down. love the guy. love greg a bit more. but simon is the smartest boy i know.
simon gak speaks russian??? not as well as me
by mindyabusiiness July 15, 2023
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Simon Balle School

'Best' school in Hertford. Full of wannabe gangster Year 8s and racist Year 7s. Collects outcasts like Pokemon. Biggest celebrity is George Ezra which explains a lot and has more inspirational speeches than diversity. Labelled posh school because it has chromebooks which are mainly used pornographic content. Would HIGHLY recommened.
He came from Simon Balle School which is why he failed in life
by MrsPope'sLeftTricep September 18, 2023
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Simonas Pliauskys

Amazing lad, very funny, Top celebrity, Famous Lithuanian, follow bambayy (his tiktok)
"Damn, did you heart the news about simonas Pliauskys" - LeBron James

"He is some annoyance y'know that" - Evan the Tank engine

"Shush Train man" - Ms Bennett
by Urabangod October 17, 2023
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SimonStopidian

guy that's really funny and ermm has very original content that cracks many people up.
someone tell SimonStopidian to help me get to 100 community members.
by ooferthesubwoofer November 5, 2023
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joe simonds

A trash can that is alive and kills peoples feelings
Man I hate that guy, he is definitely Joe Simonds.
by Kyle Santoriello April 6, 2017
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drew simmons

The name of a god who is daddy to all women and finesses mad punani
that dude gets so much pussy, he’s almost like drew simmons
by daddydrew777 August 10, 2017
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Samantha Simon

A super sweet girl who over uses the 💜 emoji
Emily: Samantha Simon is the kindest girl ever!

Angela: ikr
by anotcoolperson June 23, 2018
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