short yellow bus 

your transportation to school, fuck stick.

After I got off the short yellow bus I remembered to clip my mittens to my sweater.

short yellow bus by Shep August 15, 2003

short bangs 

An "oops" kind of moment. Uh-Oh! Kinda dumb about something. Feeling like you got caught with your pants down. But still looking adorable. An embarrasing moment. Like when you look back on a picture of yourself when you were young, with very short bangs (that we all had), and remembering those embarrasing moments.
An innocent but embarrased look.

When I looked down at my feet when I was at work I realized I had 2 different colored socks on and felt like I had short bangs.

short bangs by Dawn Ripley December 9, 2008

Short Stack 

A mediocre band that has americans confused as to why they are so 'big' in australia. They do however have dope accents. And have a hot-as-fuck bassist named Andy Clemmensen.
They all have-ofcourse-THE SAME STYLE OF HAIR! Which does loose shorts stacks appeal.
*they are also fags that wear makeup.
The only reason one would want short stack to come over to the U.S is to be able fuck the shit out of Andy.

Have you heard of Short Stack?
Is that that shitty australian band with andy clemmensen in it?
Yeah.
Oh they suck dickk!
Yeah....I wish Andy would suck mine..

Short Stack by Shittyshittybabay January 18, 2010

Short Sleeved Magician 

When you see what's coming.

"Tom called me on my birthday, then asked for twenty dollars."
"wow, that guys a real short sleeved magician."

Short Sleeved Magician by AveryDanger March 1, 2010

Short Walton 

One sews one's enemy's trousers shut at the knees, and subsequently fills them with mayonnaise (in some regions maypo, ovaltine, demiglace sauce, gravy, or hollandaise sauce can be substituted for mayonnaise). Then the enemy is encouraged to put them on.

Damn those rapscallions! They've given me a short walton! It's squishy!

Short Walton by Monstrosity Ahoys April 10, 2011

short-water 

A body of water that is no deeper than 12 inches.

I jumped into the short-water thinking it was deep and hurt myself.

short-water by iDenzilla December 14, 2013

Short stack 

A midget orgy

Alex is so fucked up. He said he was watching short stack porn yesterday.

Short stack by Asexuals March 19, 2016