by The_weird_one =_= February 21, 2022
Get the Shartmug. by Iamsocool7idontshartiswear May 7, 2021
Get the Shartmug. Sharting is farting while expelling feces at the same time. A mixture of the words shit and fart. Shart!
Example 1
Person 1: "Holy shit, I think I just sharted"
Person 2: "How do you know if you did? Also get the fuck away from me I don't want your nasty vapourized poop particles in my body."
Person 1: "Wow I didn't know it was so bad to you, anyways my pants feel heavy. *turns around* See? its drooping down, right?"
Person 2: "Yeah it is that fucking bad you asshole, but yeah your pants are drooping down."
Person 1: "Well jeez, I didn't know you don't have to be so rude you fucking twinkle dick, yeah thanks for letting me know."
Person 2: "What'd you just call me? Shit biscuit, also no problem."
Person 1: "Shit biscuit? come on fucktard you can do better than that?"
Person 2: "Well yeah asswipe I can."
Person 1: "Asswipe is better?"
Person 2: "I never said it was, cum collector"
Person 1: "Okay, dipshit, fuck you and yo mama"
Person 2: "Go die in hell! *punch*"
**not inside jokes**
Person 1: "Holy shit, I think I just sharted"
Person 2: "How do you know if you did? Also get the fuck away from me I don't want your nasty vapourized poop particles in my body."
Person 1: "Wow I didn't know it was so bad to you, anyways my pants feel heavy. *turns around* See? its drooping down, right?"
Person 2: "Yeah it is that fucking bad you asshole, but yeah your pants are drooping down."
Person 1: "Well jeez, I didn't know you don't have to be so rude you fucking twinkle dick, yeah thanks for letting me know."
Person 2: "What'd you just call me? Shit biscuit, also no problem."
Person 1: "Shit biscuit? come on fucktard you can do better than that?"
Person 2: "Well yeah asswipe I can."
Person 1: "Asswipe is better?"
Person 2: "I never said it was, cum collector"
Person 1: "Okay, dipshit, fuck you and yo mama"
Person 2: "Go die in hell! *punch*"
**not inside jokes**
by i sharted😠March 4, 2022
Get the Shartmug. by Jesus Dressed in Black January 18, 2022
Get the Shart Freckledmug. by pumby_rhino August 29, 2023
Get the shartmug. A shart hole is someone who finds a very good looking person and you look at them so fast you shart a hole in the wall
by Fuckingyourmomrn666 April 21, 2017
Get the Shart holemug. Oh Em Gee! Did that bitch shart?
Yes in fact, that female dog did indeed have a bit of flatulence with a little bit of…mmmm.. diarrhea.
Yes in fact, that female dog did indeed have a bit of flatulence with a little bit of…mmmm.. diarrhea.
by ChristmasMassacre September 24, 2021
Get the Shartmug.