Shart

Define shart: An explosive diarreah that is conjured when you intend to emit gas.

Ew! Did you just shart?!

by knockknockdefinetime September 3, 2021

Shart-corking

Inserting a rectal barrier to prevent farts from containing brown surprises.

Me missus thinks I'm into butt stuff cos she caught me shart-corking. Now she wants to peg me hole!

by Kiwikelpie June 5, 2020

shart

expel feces accidentally when breaking wind.
noun
an instance of accidentally expelling feces when breaking wind.

I sharted my pants

by lbkhfjbf;jbqe November 11, 2022

Shart

SHART (sh-art)
When you fart, you might let out such a titan force fart, it makes you poop.

Sentence
Joe: why did the chicken cross the road?

Mama: idk, why?
Joe: it had to go to the other side!
Mama: HAHAHAHgagHhahH (sharts)

by Buffrubberduck May 28, 2022

SHART toes

A toe with massive caca on it smells like burnt onions, and feels like sand between my toes on the beach, so beautiful to hang on your wall, I love it so much and I numerdore es caca

I have es SHART toes , and can’t walk

by es numero caca J March 9, 2023

Shart Loaf

A person who is always being an asshole. A fuck boy. A waste of space.

“Quit being a shart loaf Brian, no one cares about how many bitches you got in your DM’s”

“At least I’m not a shart loaf like you”

by Smash_the_Pumpkins October 31, 2019

Shart

When a person thinks they are going to fart, but shit comes out. Shit + fart = shart.

Person 1 "Bro I need to fart."
Person 2 "Bro we are in church."
Person 1 "Bro it's happening."
Person 2 "Bro stop!"
Person 1 "pfffthwaaap!!!”

(Entire church looks back)
Person 2 "Bro did you just shart..."

by lilrooth January 4, 2022