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robert

Everyone always wants to know someone named Bob. Hence a Robert is either a crazy-assed individual with orgasmic sexual skills, but is trying to keep a low cover, or is just some uptight prick.
"Yo, I just fucked Bob last night and it was gre..."
"Hush girl, we're in the office, call him Robert round here."

Or

"Who's that tight arsed, preppy little mamma's boy think he is anyway, some Sir Robert or something?"
by anonymous2121 July 31, 2008
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Roberts Creek

The nicest town on the Sunshine Coast. Full of rich people, builders and hippies. Really expensive property, but nice beaches.
Person 1: Hey wanna go to Sechelt?
Person 2: Fuck that Roberts Creek is way nicer than that dump.
by Eight is equal to D. June 1, 2011
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Robert

Wow, Robert is an asshole.
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Christopher Robertson

A thoughtful boy with a heart of gold. He is easily pressured by life's situations and heavily influenced by the people surrounding him. He has many aspirations and knows how to achieve them. He cherishes those he loves in quirky ways. He is widely loved by close friends and family that can see him for the beautiful person he is.
by FormiddaBle April 10, 2015
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Robert

U already know Robert is a bitch
by Jfhdudjd November 18, 2018
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Roberto Firmino

A Brazilian lesbian who is a false 9/libero/trequarista/inside forward/anchor man/sweeper/inverted full back. Cleans Martial’s shoes. Martial FC is clear.
Roberto Firmino is an absolute nonce.
by EI Dongo May 27, 2020
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Robert Green

When you find yourself in the spotlight of the world, everyone watching, and you f*** up. You normally f*** up a task that could of been done by a child and smart monkeys.
In the world cup, someone kick the ball right you, from about 25 yards, with no real speed. Yet you someone manage to let it roll past you. That's when you know you could only be Robert Green
by Shikari00 June 15, 2010
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