Patrick Swayshits

When you take a shit while listening to "Unchained Melody " by The Righteous Brothers (Pottery scene from the 1990 Film "Ghost")

After eating all that sandwich from Pittsburgh, I really have to Patrick Swayshits

by DingsCity February 26, 2017

patrick jane

The main character in the TV show "The Mentalist"

"I'm Teresa Lisbon, this is my colleague, Patrick Jane". -Teresa Lisbon

by MysticKoko March 25, 2017

Patricia

Beautiful strong woman, sometimes too much sarcastic but always glad to help her friends when they need it

Where is Patricia?

She's going to be here in a hour don't worry.

by someone who speaks when can July 5, 2017

patriostitute

an attractive white woman who reads Fox News talking points to a camera

"Did you see Tomi Lahren's Halloween costume?"

"Yeah, shes' really letting her patriostitute flag fly this year."

by rwudebwoi October 30, 2017

patrick kreiser

When you wear a hat on your head, but you wear it in a way that it doesn't protect your face at all.

What are you dressing up as? I'm going as Patrick Kreiser!
Hey look, there's a Patrick Kreiser!
I'm going for the Patrick Kreiser look, you should try it out!

by snortings June 4, 2018

patriothicc

Passionate statesman whith fat in all the right places, creating sexy patriotic curves.

Benjamin Franklin was an American polymath and one of the Founding Fathers of the United States, not only know for his patriotic state of mind but also his thicc state of being.
William Howard Taft was 27th President of the United States and was so thicc he got stuck in the White House's bathtub. Taft is a prime example of a Patriothicc full figure statesman.

*FUN FACT* Taft weighed 350 pounds

by Baltyczar July 25, 2018

Patrick

Patrick is a very, very loyal dude, he’s one to tell your problems to or eat a Hamburger with

Damn Patrick is such a nice guy

by Hello there-Kenobi August 12, 2018